stfu I'm talking

one night two parents went out for dinner

a few hours later the baby sitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room

the dad told her to get out of the house and call the police and that they didnt have a clown statue

when the police got there it turned out they did have a clown statue and the dad had alzheimers

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angiephalanges:

haleywoodandshedid:

I hate it when I send people potentially creepy messages and have to wait hours and hours for a reply, sitting there and wondering if it’s creepy or normal to say the kinds of things that I say. Sigh.

This is currently happening to me right now…im still waiting D:

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ifyoucarryonthisway:

u wanna say that to my face mccain

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